The 70 Best Chat Up Lines Ever - The Ultimate List
Funny Chat Up Lines
You might be guaranteed a laugh with these but not always a date, so use with caution. Not everybody has the same sense of humour, so we’ve picked 14 of the best funny chat up lines that will always bring a smile to a potential partners face.
There is something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
Have you been to the doctors lately? Cause I think you're lacking some vitamin me.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack!
You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
Hi, I’m Mr Right, somebody said you were looking for me?
Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? No? Me neither but it breaks the ice.
Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
Cheesy Chat Up Lines
Cheesy chat up lines definitely have their charm. Don’t underestimate the awful groan and smile that accompanies most of these lines, if anything it’s a great way to get chatting to someone. If you try any of these on a potential partner and it doesn’t land, pull it back with "sorry that was the worst chat up line ever" and introduce yourself.
Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.
Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.
I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
Good Chat Up Lines for Women
Unfortunately, although it’s the modern day people still think women can’t approach men - especially with a chat up line. Fight against this stereotype by picking one of the best chat up lines for women below. Nothing says ‘confidence’ than approaching a man at a bar or online - with a funny and intriguing opening line.
If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what’s your name?
Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
Hi, I'm writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Boy, if you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber
Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next boyfriend.
Hey. So when our friends ask us how we met, what are we going to tell them?
This is so us. Me doing all the talking. You sitting there looking all cute.
Hawaiian or pepperoni?
I don’t know who’d be more excited about us going on a date, me or my mom.
Did Ross and Rachel ever really break up?
Sunday priorities: exercise, sleep, or aggressive mimosas?
If it was your last day on earth, what would you eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?